Cunt Jokes

God created the world in 6 days. While resting on the seventh, He called archangel Gabriel forward to get his opinion. Gabriel cried, "Its beautiful! Gorgeous oceans, lush forests, rolling mountains, and breathtaking views all around! Just one thing..." he said gently, hoping not to incur His wrath. "Yes?" asked God. Gabriel continued cautiously, "Well, all the animals come in pairs; one female and the other male. But the humans, look at them, they have the same genitals." God looked down, saw it was so, and exclaimed "You're right! I'll give the stupid one a cunt!"



One day a boy asks his dad, "What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?" Dad thought for a minute and said, "Come with me. "He took his son to his mother's bedroom, where she was sleeping nude. "Son," he whispered, "see that brown soft furry patch? That is a pussy." The boy asked, "May I touch it to see how soft and furry it is?" "No!" replied his father. "That might wake up the cunt."

2 Comments:

Blogger shawn sisney said...

my soon to be ex-wife is a big FUCKING CUNT her name is PHOEBE SISNEY thats right from Waterford, CA. she is 39 and chose a 70 year old man over her own kids so now i am here with kids she can FUCK OFF and so can her FUCKING LOW LIFE BOYFRIEND his name is WILLIAM NULL thats right works for the ciyty of Waterford he is a piece of shit COCKSUCKER and deserves every thimg he gets FUCK BOTH OF THEM.

June 25, 2013 at 11:07 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

What's the difference between a cunt and a pussy?

The cunts the owner

July 12, 2014 at 11:14 PM  

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